Wednesday, September 1, 2010

wtheck o.o Where the hell did the past 2 1/2 monhs of summer go off to?!

Damn that was freaking fast!
3 whole months of spending time with Fam&Friends. What else could i ask for ? Ever since schools done just thinking about what i did makes me tired as hell lol.
July 5th-left Canada on my way to Bahraaaaaain :D. Damn i can never forget the exact moment i stepped foot outside the airport i was drenched. Oh no no not because it was pouring rain or anything, but because my wonderful cousins all decided to bring water guns/water balloons, soakers anything that sprays water basially, to the airport to "greet" me. I step foot outside with the biggest smile on my face excited to see everyone and all i hear are a bunch of people yelling & yelling towards me spraying me with gallons and gallons of water -___-" I couldn't run because i was already soaking wet. Thats the fams, gotta lovee em.. Sadly i don't, but what can i do ? You can't pick your family LOL ijok.
My Cannible Adventure!
Usually on Friday afternoons, everyone just crashes at whomever's house is closest the night before, because the night before is mostly "party" night since its the weekend lol . So Friday the 30th of July we were bored out of our minds so cousin John arranged for a jungle safari. Hey its better than sitting at home right? lol
After Half an hour of waiting, a big dark asian guy pulls up in this huuge safari jeep and tells us to get inside. I swear if i didn't know any better.. he reminds me of Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre :s lol so we all just nicknamed him that & he didn't really talk much which gave us all the impression that he was kidnapping us & going to kill us. Lol my little cousin Jacob even asked him that and he goes "you guys are lucky because i get paid to keep you guys safe through this trip. Look around & enjoy what you see" that just made us all shut up for the whole ride lmao. Half way through, we come across a run down hut with probably 20, 25 cars infront of it which made it look like a car junk yard. It looked like they've been kept there for a reeally long time + the cars were really really old models. Ford F100, Buick Riviera, Harleys, and other really old models like from the mid 1990s or late 1990s. Since the older ones were facinated them they chose to stand outside and the rest of us were walking towards the toxic waste of a hut to check it out. One step before the house Leatherface yells out to us and asks us to wait. He walks to his trunk, reaches inside and pulls out 9 clothes line clips. ( you know those clip like things people use when they dry their clothes on ropes. lol sorry i don't know how to explain it better than that right now, my brains in shut down mode. to much work today). He walked toward us and hands us each one clip, leaving the rest of us confused with this look on our faces o.O I asked him why he gave us those clips and he goes "you'll find out once you get inside". We're just like okayy and walk inside. As soon as we opened the door we all ran back out. The place smelt hoooorrible beyond belief! At the time we had no idea wtheck that nasty smell was, but we all had the same feeling of puke in our guts. We then look up and see Leatherface laughing his head off lol But me being the ever so adventureous one I put the clip on my nose and go inside, and everyone else following closely behind. After taking a look at that place, it made my room, that looks like a couple of really strong tornados hit it, look soooo much more better. It had dried blood on the floors the table, the walls it was just waaaay to disgusting :s We were later told by Leatherface that a family of disfigured cannibles previously resided there.

Ever watch the movie The hills have eyes? Did you know that people like that actually existed ? LOL well apparently they do and they used to live in the same city I used to live in : D omg I used to live around famous people loool
k sorry stupid jokes aside, lets get back to the story.
We kept searching around, hoping to find something like maybe a disfigured head or an eye or something like that. Yeah your probably saying "ew gross, thats effing disgusting, but you know if you went on something like that you'd wanna find something creepy or disgusting to. Why watch scary movies even though you know your going to get scared ? lol exactly why we were in there. As i kept walking deeper inside my forehead accidentally hit something that was sticking out of one of the pillars in the house. At first i thought it was a nail that wasn't fully hammered in, but as I looked at it more closely I saw that was a human finger nail. Not one but 3, followed by scratch marks along the top and bottom. Apprently yeah the place can get more disgusting, just keep reading. We walk into the back room and come across a huge table, and that room smelt worse than any other room in the whole place. We were told that its where they captured and tortured people, because on the sides of the table were rock hard patches of dried skin. Its a cannible's house, can't expect to find teddy bears there.
OH i forgot to mention about the room with the three fridges! kso at the side of the house was a mini shack kind of thing, inside which were three fridges. Wanna take a guess what used to be inside them? LOL k im done this novel for today.
Rest of the summer activity posts later onn
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